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Abel

An Abel is typically a gay person that has an unhealthy obsession with video games and anime
Man your really being an Abel right now
by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023
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Lawrd have mercy they are the hottest sexyiest human ever their hair is like polished asscheeks they have a smile like slinky pussy BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS 🤤 I LOVE ABELLLL
Damn dude I really wanna tap Abel’s ass

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by The hottest goober June 3, 2023
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“I’ll never met somebody like Abel. He’s all I search for in a man. And he’s a gift from God
by bbbbbfuturewiffey August 30, 2022
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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
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The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo
by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
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Abel was frozen in ice
by Free fredo 66 January 14, 2023
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