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Abel

He's awesome he doesn't like school when hes in it because he doesn't understand it he will always gets a F but he is a smart person he knows a lot of stuff when he plays sports he reads every play in sports if hes young right now then he will grow up to be a football player he plays every postion but hes the best at QB hes a good leader he will probably be drafted by the browns to get them their first supper bowl win he has the arm of patrick mahomes he runs as fast as lamar jackson and reads plays like rustle willson so any browns scouts should draft him im a witch and i put that curse
by MYNAMEISJEFF14 October 19, 2020
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Abel

Abel is a person who has a monotone voice
Yo can you play that guitar un-Abel
by Abel hater January 14, 2023
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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Abel

The absolute sexiest man alive. No other man can compete for he is the Alpha
Did you see that guy? What a stud, I bet he’s an Abel Narvaez.
by SpookySlatt69 February 8, 2021
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Reid Abel

A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
Reid Abel has a massive dick
Big man Reid Abel
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
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Abel Tewodros

Abel is said to be one of the most elegant boys out there, he is specifically known for his famous bread shop Tewodros Dabo Bet, holding the record for the worst English accent out there, and on top of that his GPA is lower than his body count.
That guy is finished, He must be an Abel Tewodros.
by Honest football fan 12 October 15, 2023
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Abel

Abel is a backstabbing two faced friend. He has very long hair and looks like a lesbian mom, he likes to talk shit about his friends in his free time then call them later and tell them how much he “likes” them I don’t suggest ever talking to an abel unless u like the pain
Person 1: “did you hear what abel said abt his best friend?”
Person 2: I don’t need to it’s alr expected”
by Urmom2008 March 23, 2022
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