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Asian Parents

Are people who gave birth to you and fed you so therefore they think they can control you. They play mind games, are passive aggressive, manipulative, and are generally just very negative people. Most asian parents have problems themselves and they tend to take it out on their kids either knowingly or unknowingly. Most asian parents are negative because they want to think the worse before it even happens. If you go out late at night to the movies or whatever, they would think you were partying and drinking instead. Although this may be true for some kids (sneaking out and doing drugs...etc) not all kids are like this. They tend to listen to their friends/relatives stories about bad stuff and they think that their own kids are bad too. They generalize wayy too much. Asian parents think their kids are bad if they get a B on their report card. They will act as if it's the end of the world if you don't get into: UCLA, USC, HARVARD, STANFORD, OXFORD, PRINCETON, or any other brand named schools that charges an arm and a leg to attend to.

Unfortunately, many new asian parents that end up in America will do the same to their kids. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. The new generation of asian americans will never treat their kids the same... so therefore the chain will be broken. We will know better, listen to our kids, trust them, and be their guide rather than their dictator. There is hope for the next generation of american parents out there...
Examples of Asian Parents:

Mom: I am your mother, you HAVE to listen to me. If I say jump you ask 'how high'

Dad: Sometimes will beat you with a whip. (BTW, kids if this happens to you call the cops please. It's called child abuse)

Both Parents: So and so got into Harvard, why didn't you get into Harvard? You're so stupid... studying on how to become a technician? What???? OMG, MY SON/DAUGHTER IS A FCKEN FAILURE.

Mom talking to her 10 year old: Your sister got into a good school, has a good job, married a doctor, has 2 kids... what do you do huh?? Sit at home playing video games all day?

Dad: Son, when you grow up you have to be better than everyone else. it's not enough that you succeed, everyone else must fail.
by YourMommmmmy July 26, 2011
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Asian infinity stones

Three guys (sometimes four it kinda shifts) who are Asian and hot and gained clout for it on tiktok. People started calling them the Asian infinity stones and you have to “collect them”

- kazuya
- har

- Nash
(Pls note they’re all minors and be respectful)
Omg you’ll never believe it, all the Asian infinity stones follow me back😱
by Will this blow up? May 24, 2022
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I'Asia

An annoying,funny,smart ,pretty little girl who loves animals , and helping people and when in a relationship she will more than likely take it seriously then throw it out like a wasteful kid if she truly has feelings for you she will show or tell you
Man I'Asia is looking fine today!
by Hopeful basterds March 14, 2017
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asba

Slang term for "Cock" or "Penis" in the Tunisian dialect.
Also used for swearing.
3andi asba kbira (I have a big cock.)
barra ya3tik asba (Go away, and a cock on you.)
by TerrorCrow July 22, 2009
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Asian Orange

It is called Agent Orange, not Asian Orange.
by jrhockman October 6, 2003
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Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.
After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003
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Ke'Asia

She will beat you up with no problem 🖕🏽
Ohhh killem Ke'Asia
by Jvyccuh April 5, 2017
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