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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
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artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
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artificially hot

1. When a person of average or less than average appearance is treated as if they are hot due to some artificial condition or situation.

2. When something is in high demand due to unusual conditions.
1. She was a five at best, but the bar was a sausage party so she was artificially hot.

2. Although the pay was crappy and the hours sucked, the job was artificially hot because of the poor economy so the smug hiring manager wanted only the most qualified applicants.
by GW2011 December 17, 2011
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artificially black

Artificially Black is when non-black people artificially change their skin tones. Mostly white people commit to this.
“Hey did you see Jessica the other day?”
“No why?”
“She’s Artificially Black now”
Oh shit
by therealblackie June 29, 2021
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Artificial Intelligience

ChatGPT uses Artificial Intelligience
by tommy2044 February 20, 2024
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