Domestic abuse

siblings.

older sibling:* throws old wet towel at younger sibling*
younger: now that’s domestic abuse!

by kupastrupadupa December 3, 2021

Dara abuse

Abusing someone named Dara or making up another form of Dara abuse

That girl with black hair committed Dara abuse

by Completely real words May 22, 2022

abusive joke

When someone says something rude but plays off as a joke so to be unnoticed by others around

'Why is she here?'*laughs'just kidding it wasn't an abusive joke'

by Smartslut February 4, 2017

pace abuser

An athlete (mostly soccer) that uses their speed to their advantage against defenders.

I can't defend him! He's a pace abuser!

by garethbalegolf March 8, 2023

self abuse

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

by head? April 17, 2020

Mod abuse

When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.

Error1355: I like this game
Poster 1: I don't like it
Error1355: *moderates post, gives 3KL* mod abuse
Everyone: Wow, Error is a complete faggot.

by blazeypoo August 31, 2013

animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007