Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor January 20, 2018

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 05, 2022

Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 08, 2023

Skeeter

An idiot, moron, fool, retard, stupid, fat anything unrespectable

that man was a skeeter

by Your average skeeter October 08, 2020

skeeter

skeet means to swerve a bitch when they’re not wit it. skeeters always wanna party and don’t mess with people who’ll mess up their vibe A skeeter is very chill and let’s the good times roll but will be there for any of their close friends when in need.

Dude she’s my best friend. She’s a skeeter
This skeeter doesn’t take anyone’s bulls**t

by francaca March 19, 2019

Skeeter

This is the type of person that plays airsoft. Likes to suck toes, and give head. While playing phasmophobia, this person loved making mom jokes about a ghost named Jane

Look at that Skeeter...

by Yuri19492 March 27, 2023

Skeeter

A game in which a vibrator is passed around in a circle until someone orgasms

Do you guys want to play a round of skeeter tonight?

by Bone… June 07, 2024