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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
by Thyrsus May 30, 2020
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Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
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Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.
1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024
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baby platypus addiction

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction
by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023
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Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020
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platypus

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?
by not importantx3. March 11, 2009
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