Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020

The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.

"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"

by The old man June 28, 2020

Mistake Maker

The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.

Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.

Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.

(Jesus was born)

Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?

by LeoLucas October 18, 2012

habitual mistaker

one who commonly makes a mistake

She is always yelling at people even though she is a habitual mistaker.

by Fuzzy Naval June 29, 2012

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

by Tillytonks April 15, 2023

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019