Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke July 28, 2016

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint March 26, 2016

A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot

I have a freck ton of hoodies

by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019

Terra-Ton

An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.

Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!

by natewl August 28, 2018

Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power

My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons

by NathanLegg April 8, 2017

Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.

Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash

by Lord Gott March 29, 2013

Gang ton

It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit

There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.

Ssgt Peffer TM

by Hellaslowrs January 3, 2019