Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.
Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
by neywife February 02, 2023
Kaleb santos fat cock has a bag with him and plays for the seeweed Seahawks. He also did musically early on in his career.
by Daddy dick lover May 06, 2021
Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
by John Wicks Dad August 25, 2023
Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 02, 2023
Danny Santos has the biggest nigga cock you’ve ever seen. He leave your asshole ripped in two in just two pumps. This is a force not to be reckoned with.
by Bjp110907! May 10, 2024
Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 16, 2014