safety strip

When you just don't have enough time to get a shower that morning, and you take your stick of deodorant and go straight across your chest making you smell somewhat fresher.

Sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.
I didn't have time to get a shower so I had to put on a few extra safety strips. My guuuurl digs it though!
by tennisguyyyy June 09, 2010
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safety nerd

A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.
"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.
by ColF July 06, 2006
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Safety tab

A tab in your internet browser set to a harmless internet page, used to fall back onto when somebody walks in on you watching porn, cheating on a test, playing games in class, etc.
h0tg1rl69: -Why did you leave the free nude chat last night?
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...
by BuPandama January 03, 2011
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FaceBook safety

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.
John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"
by mattyp1108 April 22, 2011
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Safety Scissors

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.
"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."
by hornyhamsters September 05, 2009
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Safety Spear

Basketball. Both the sport and the ball
Tyrone and Lucius are down the park playing safety spear

Safety spear is the top sport in urban areas

Charles Barkley was a great safety spear player.
by Uncle Thor June 27, 2018
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safety briefing

My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust
No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.
by HiFuzdelity August 19, 2017
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