My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box
by Bert Mandrake January 07, 2011
A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
by Sanfucksky July 10, 2013
Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
by thg_is_everything March 23, 2015
yeah meggy o'c & dommie d'a are total smuts, they gave me slippery lap dances and left me with a hard on
by Teddy Grahm April 27, 2008
by haikyuushipperandcallmeArson October 29, 2020
"get out of here you junkie smut"
by SmutBurger July 11, 2006
DNF smut if a type of story DNF fans love to read/create. it can be addicting to read but wouldn't advise kids to read because the smut story can have sex scenes in the story.
by FaxNotNound April 06, 2021