When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Speed Racer Yard Salemug. by Albannt December 27, 2022
Get the Speed Racermug. by Anannymoist August 30, 2022
Get the mobile racermug. A sim racer is someone who enjoys the sport or hobby of Sim racing. Moreover, this person is interested in becoming a real life driver. Most sim racers use IRacing, a website that is used to simulate the experience of racing. Less commonly, Sim racers use Gran Turismo 7, a PlayStation exclusive arcade racing game.
by Section 80 October 3, 2024
Get the Sim racermug. A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.
Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022
Get the Gerbil Racermug. A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
Get the Sidewalk speed racermug. by cunt guts July 22, 2017
Get the Moot Racermug.