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oppai loli

oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"

"No... But... Uh..."

"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"

"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t March 10, 2025
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Loli

my wife when i talk to her. on calls or in person in general its just her being a fucking loli

P1:you're wife is cool
P2:fuck you
My wife: ywou sweem cwool twoo
by shadowkiller22 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Lolimug.

LOLI

Loli is usually a child that is a female, Some though use the word " Loli " as short for lolicon, People who like Lolis are usually grown adults though it's still wrong to like them. Loli had a innocent meaning back then but many changed it and sexualized it.
" you shouldn't really call them Lolis call them children instead "
by Dionaaaa June 21, 2021
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Illegal loli

Wait thats an illegal loli, make sure you id her first.
by 8299 June 7, 2024
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Loli

Animated or drawn (female) child from the ages of around 6 to 14, typically found in anime and hentai. Sometimes they are sexualized, sometimes they are not.
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Often times, when sexualized, they are labeled as extremely old supernatural beings in order to draw attention away from the fact that they are still kids.
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The male version of this is “Shota/Shotacon”.
- “You watch loli hentai? You do realize those are kids right?”
- “SHE IS A 900 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE AND SHE WAS TURNED INTO ONE AT 9!!”
- “Still a child. Weird mf.”
by dock glookie May 22, 2022
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Loli

Simple terms, Loli is referring to a petite woman. It is a more heavily stylised form of anime with emphasis on a "cute" style with large emotional eyes, small noses, shorter height and large heads compared to bodies, SHOULD NOT BE SEXUALISED. IF I SEE ANYONE SEXUALISING LOLI ME AND THE FBI WILL FUCK YOU BRUTALLY WITH A CHAINSAW. It's kinda sick, they look so young, no, keep Loli SFW, it's the right thing to do.
(Take this definition with a grain of salt I am only human I may have missed things)
Being 1: Damn that Loli is cute
Being 2:How so?
Being 1: looks so fuckable
Being 2: *starts chainsaw* So, in the mouth or the ass?
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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lil loli

Being a small cute kid
Person: ur a lil loli
Lil loli: STFU IM NOT SMALL
by loliiii February 13, 2021
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