tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

Donkey Brains

Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.

Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

Donkey BBQ

Ass chewing.

My boss was not happy with my work and brought me in his office for a donkey bbq.

by jupiterdrops June 8, 2011

open donkey

An act of exhibitionism whereby a female, naked from at least the waist down and with her back to the intended audience, exposes herself by placing her hands on the floor and kicking both legs up, out, and wide, as if she were a donkey

Damn, this stripper's a pretty good dancer...I wonder if she'll treat us to an open donkey.

by J.J Kool J. August 4, 2010

Data Donkey

Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.

"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."

"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"

by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011

Donkey of the Day

“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning show “The Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”

Definition from NewsOne.com

He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“

Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day”

by Post ~ to be February 26, 2018

donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008