Outie-500

nice belly button

that's an outie-500 right there.

by drtyprl August 10, 2018

i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

Indy 500

Driving around in fucking circles for HOURS ON END.

I was bored to death watching the Indy 500.

by Viienmaudalucinoff February 2, 2017

Daytona 500

The act of fingering a girl until she sqiurts, at this point your friends run into the room and you shower them in the pussy juice. Much like the winner of the Daytona 500 would do with champagne.

Hey are you going to the party tonight? My girl wants to do a Daytona 500.

by DirtyDan0527 August 14, 2016

Can This Get 500 dislikes?

plz

Hi idiots I am doing a challenge called, "Can This Get 500 dislikes?"

by NintendoNerd March 1, 2019

Minus 500

In reference to the "Game of Life" boardgame, you use this phrase when someone fails at life in some way.

Person 1: Dude. I crashed my bike today
Person 2: Dude. Minus 500 life points.

by derfnz December 25, 2008

Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011