5 Seconds of Summer

That band with the 4 hot dudes from Australia.

Kid: Mom will you read me a bedtime story?
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom

by GallchobhairJ January 28, 2015

5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

by cc3939 January 18, 2009

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

5 mic album

An album given the rating of five mics in Source Magazine. It's consider to be a great achievement for a Hip Hop album.

Nas' Illmatic is consider one of the best rap albums ever and was one of the first albums to be a 5 mic album.

by Bama Self September 8, 2006

5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

5 Dollar Club

A group of Burrell girls who suck dick for 5 dollars.

Last night i met up with one of the members of the 5 dollar club and man it sure was worth my 5 bucs.

by mbooboo April 1, 2009