1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

by Lynyo October 12, 2023

Downbadlations 1:1

I will get on my knees and bark just for a sniff of that fart

She looks way too fine for me not to use Downbadlations 1:1

by Dom4pres July 4, 2021

1+1

a very easy and obvious equasion, with the answer of 3.

bob: hey whats 1+1?

joe: thats obvious, its 3.

by anonymous September 14, 2022

1 - 1

it's 0.

1 - 1 = 0
One minus One equals Zero

by SomeRandomGuyWhoLikesNoodles December 27, 2023

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 19, 2024

1 girl 1 phone

This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.

Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"

by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022

1+1=3

mom+dad=baby

1+1=3 so yes

by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023