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Life

I have a life
by Dictionary changer February 27, 2019
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Life

Life
Life
by Kakerun July 30, 2022
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Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Life

A sexually transmitted terminal illness.
by Isaac Dicks April 20, 2021
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Life

Something that is hard to get through and understand
by My wifey February 23, 2019
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Life

A diesease with 100 percent chance of death. Some of us go out quicker than others, but everyone dies at one point or another.
I am diagnosed with life I have another 70ish years to live
by Some random guy on the net October 10, 2017
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