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Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
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Ogre

A beautiful mythological creature. Ogres are very fit as well as very handsome and very outgoing. Ogres tend to be outrageous creatures.
Ogre being ugly or self fish are only rumors so nothing to worry about. Ogres are actually very smart and intellectual.
P1: Nice

P2: STFU Ogre
by THE ONLY DRUG DEALER September 24, 2021
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Ogreing

The act of trolling a troll.
Pretending to agree with someone that is stating a controversial opinion and then stating an even more controversial opinion.
Trolling:
Troll: White people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Ogreing:
Ogre: Oh, I totally agree. You are so right! Voting is racist! No one should be allowed to vote!
by Shadeseeker August 8, 2021
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The Ogre

A sexual game in which a man pisses in a woman's mouth and the woman see how much she can spit into his asshole
Me and my mates are gonna play The Ogre
by TtTrRr March 8, 2023
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OGRE

The term “OGRE” describes any aesthetic trait in its most uncomfortable and brutal form. The adjective “OGRESQUE” can be referred to anyone/anything that’s so out of place to become an expression of uniqueness.
“That guy got scars all over his face. Oh my god so OGRE”
“Why you like only movies and games with blood and violence everywhere?

You’re OGRESQUE”
“Today I met a stray cat. He was staring at me and had a missing eye. That was very OGRE.”
“This all black cozy outfit is so much better than the skinny jeans and varsity jackets fits that I wore for the last five years. I feel OGRESQUE”
by anonymous February 5, 2023
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ogreing

to layer things, "layering".

since ogres have layers like onions, to layering things must be ogreing
ogreing the ingredients for lasagne is required for proper peraration.

when building roads the workers are ogreing the materials in the correct order to ensure it is safe for traffic.
by antisocialian October 20, 2023
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