by potato-farmer July 5, 2009
Get the kobemug. by UrbanLegendesc January 27, 2020
Get the Kobemug. 1) What a pilot shouts before crashing into a mountain.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
by Biggy mess January 31, 2020
Get the Kobe!mug. As the news chopper spiraled out of control, its tail rotor smashed by flying debris, the terrified newscaster screamed “Kobe!” just before the crash
by Pseudononymous1923 January 26, 2020
Get the Kobe!mug. Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
Get the Kobemug. 
verb.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
by hungrylazyhipster February 18, 2015
Get the kobemug.