An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.
by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival
by manimal__ July 29, 2015

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"
"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."
"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."
by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022

Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

by fckmia October 4, 2020
