bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.

The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Bustatron 9000

I guy that has a prosthetic dick allowing him to ejaculate more than the average joe.

Dayuuuuumm, that guy definitely has bustatron 9000.

by Niggilations 101 April 11, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler 9000

The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs

Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000

by Glizzy9000 March 8, 2022

rock cock killer 9000

it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd

oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool

rayan: no i have not what is this product

by THE J!!! March 10, 2022

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

YAPPATRON 9000

People who don't stop talking like they're just programmed to yap

bro 1: YOoo gurt wsg so I bought a new whip yesterday osns (on some nonshalant shi) and then fuh a bad ahh femboy then low-key hopped on Roblox grow a dih for 200 hours and 🍇'd underaged persons an-

bro 2: bro shutcho yappatron 9000 headahh up before I beatcho ass osvs (on some violent shi)

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 August 2, 2025