The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.
by muh-drees February 13, 2013
Get the Sleep-stalkingmug. A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.
by Robert Dawes February 14, 2007
Get the report stalkmug. When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.
Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.
by pagepaggeepage May 6, 2018
Get the Strava stalkingmug. That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.
Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."
Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."
Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."
by Blue Runner May 3, 2009
Get the Short Stalkmug. Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves
1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.
2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.
3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.
2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.
3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
Get the Schedule Stalkingmug. Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.
That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".
by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010
Get the Weather Stalkingmug. Dont be fooled by the fandom this manwha is an absolute mindfuck and will traumatise you emotionally. ITS NOT A LOVE STORY!!!
by kingjulianthefirst December 1, 2021
Get the Killing Stalkingmug.