rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

chaos pack

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival

Are you taking a chaos pack to the festival?

by manimal__ July 29, 2015

Chaos Bringer

One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"

"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."

by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

chaos donkey

Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.

Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!

by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021

chaos crew

well adjusted adults

wow imanis so well adjusted he must be in the chaos crew

by fckmia October 4, 2020

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018