Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.

“ I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)

by okaymaddi March 8, 2021

non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

national missionary day

The day you do only missionary.

Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!

by missionaryqueen June 8, 2023

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022

Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

by milehighmike July 24, 2022