feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.

“ I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)

by okaymaddi March 8, 2021

Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

by milehighmike July 24, 2022

italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻

I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary

by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023