Tack in my sack

To describe a very Annoying person or situation.

You're irritating the shit out of me, quit being a tack in my sack.

by Thisissparta April 25, 2019

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

sand in my shoes

Someone who can't help returning to travels, especially the beach.

I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.

by artichokegirl April 26, 2019

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size

My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!

by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019

jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out

Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

by lebron jameees April 29, 2019

The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s)

The Weasleys are a squad of four girls, four lucky girls to have each other’s. LA, KD, RN and RA.

Girl1: Look! Those r the Weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s).
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!

by RA Weasley April 30, 2019

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019