bag of shit cunt

A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.

Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!

You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!

I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt

by INtheKNOW March 19, 2012

Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.

*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!

by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

shit anal

when someone is plowing your ass and you shit on their dick

yeah dude the other day i shit analed on tyler’s kevin’s dick.

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025