I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

C/I

C/I means Close Individual and is used in texts(mostly online) to write the world quickly.

I was with a C/I of mine
She was with a C/I of hers

by ARGHHHGIVEMETHISNAMEOMGIAMGOIN May 11, 2024

I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES

I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES

I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES I FULL OF YOLK I FULL OF WHITES

by SLIMECICLE May 12, 2024

i don’t give a cookie

i don’t care/ i don’t give a fuck

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie

by JahVeh May 12, 2024

what have I summoned

What an NSFW artist asks themself after finishing a huge artwork. Is also what Cyriak what should ask himself when finishing an animation.

NSFW Artist: I've finished it; the most erotic A Dance of Fire and Ice artwork ever made in existance!

Also NSFW Artist: what have I summoned

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn May 13, 2024

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

I love valorant

Something you say while playing the game Valorant and wished you were playing CS, or anything else.

World can be used as itself for Example, You get peaked on Bind on B Window and die from a walking HS, "I Love valorant."

by ItsTheMovement May 13, 2024