Little dark age in my ass

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?

by Med Student December 2, 2005

bad ass mother fucker

a person that likes men

zac parker is a bad ass mother fucker

by Chris June 19, 2006

Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it

"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"

by Babi Kk August 3, 2005

nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007

National grab ass day

on Oct 3, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

"just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Jamo087TheKing May 25, 2018