Ghost shit

1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.

2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.

3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.

(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!

(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!

(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??

by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

Shit sticks

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks

My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.

by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017

Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.

That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.

by ReReDuce January 28, 2025

Piece of shit

Phrase used to describe a garbage human.

Alex Jones is a real piece of shit. He should be scooped up and put in the trash where he belongs.

by The Mik March 30, 2019

Shit Valley

An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.

Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.

by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022

Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.

Shit worship is a sin.

by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023