When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.
by JJJasuid November 30, 2017
Get the terror shitmug. The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.
by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018
Get the Shit Stormmug. "James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."
by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016
Get the Shit scaremug. When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.
Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014
Get the Shit Anchormug. You're boutta get robbed
by Ojizzle March 29, 2024
Get the Run yo shitmug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug. A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.
by Toecutter June 12, 2014
Get the shit pourmug.