Dirty Burk

When taking legal depostions, you must end the deposition on one piece of damning evidence that shows the deponents obvious history of lying and betrayal. This evidence will leave the deponent and the opposing counsel dumbfounded and grasping for a defense.

When sitting in the deposition, I could not wait until my attorney pulled the Dirty Burk and ended on the email that showed the other party was a total liar and needed to be kicked in the face.

by The Texas Ball Ping Hammer July 20, 2010

dirty first

a code word used for when parents will be out of town on the last day of the month (usually the thirty first) and a party is going to happen

hell yeah, you know where the party's at on the dirty first

by don'tbeTHATguy August 2, 2010

Dirty Slong

A Dirty Slong is a flithy male organ, also known as the pennis. A long, dirty pennis.

That guy has a dirty slong!

by JL<>Loove August 26, 2010

Dirty Grist

The Act of Kidnapping little 3 year old boys while taking pictures with them on your macbook. Also known as being Gristy or Grist

Mom: Oh my god, I am so scared that my neighbour is Dirty Gristing my Son.

Man: Hey look at the guy, By the looks of him he is a Dirty Grist

by Dirty Grist69 May 15, 2011

Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.

you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."

by WET TV May 31, 2011

dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds

WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty

by jamiea7x July 31, 2011

Dirty Doucher

The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.

That DIRTY DOUCHER Butters kept team killing me on Battlefield Bad Company 2 last night.

by Technoide June 12, 2011