Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority

Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.

by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

Suck my dick

Suck my little cock

My dick is hard so suck my dick

by Urnansgay June 28, 2019

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019

Kiss my belt

means suck my dick or you’re my bitch or another phrase as in i want to fuck

Are you ready to kiss my belt bitch?

by demondle July 5, 2019