how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

Flag

Get the how would I caremug.

Did I asked?

The most freaking rude way to say I don't care

Child: I got an A grade on my test
Cash: Did I asked?

by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022

Flag

Get the Did I asked?mug.

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Flag

Get the sorry, i won't do it againmug.

i-mania

obsession with Apple gadgets.

She uses only Apple products. Perhaps she has i-mania.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 21, 2014

Flag

Get the i-maniamug.

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

Flag