Woman

Noun: An ancient breed of one half of the human species. BORN with lactation, and Ovarian equipment necessity to maintain and provide birth. Currently on the endangered species list. Entered on record after humans lost their mind during the plandemic of 2022.

“Women were wonderful pre 2022! No surprise penises to worry about. I loved to see a woman.”

by Gabriella Reyes April 4, 2023

Other Creatures of a Woman Being

Used to describe trans femmes, particularly those in the Dallas, Texas area of Portland, Oregon.

I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.

by dumpsterpumpkin February 11, 2025

Woman-handling

Another word for hand job.

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.

by happysullivanheck July 2, 2021

Pretty woman kitchen

Pretty woman kitchen has 690000 subcrubers and more popular than mrbreast she will catch you on the flippity flop!

Pretty woman kitchen is hot

by Msdicksucker August 23, 2023

woman

A female human who despite being just as capable as a man to undertake about any task is not believed to be 'worthy' for equal rights on all domains by society today.

I have a lot of respect for every woman in the world, fighting some sort of battle or the other.

by Abyss_Trips November 17, 2023

Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025