Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack

Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

Skin window

The part of a dolls legs between her sexy high boots and fancy dress

You see that skin window on that pocket ninja.

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.

- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."

by 3s&7s August 17, 2011

i oueufed your window

the acted of oueufing someones or somthing windows

i oueufed your window boz l bozo l+ratio

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants February 13, 2023

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022