dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

Dick Titty

Emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase

Dick titty, Her ass is huge!

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

titty dick

a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.

2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory

omg, dude.he has a titty dick.

get your titty dick outta my PEASHvagggina

by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007

scare titties

Someone who's gayer than aids

That girl is scare titties.

by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017

witty titty

Witty titty is an instance where a girl outsmarts her boyfriend or shows a higher degree of intelligence

She twerked on him behind his back without him knowing?

Damn she's a witty titty

by the fondler of melons October 21, 2013

whine titty

Deriving from the saying: "weak tit on this mama cat" from the movie Sugar and Spice, but slowly forming into just the term "whine titty". Referring to someone being overly whiny about something, a child whose crying is over the top, etc. Someone who is being a whine titty can also just be called a "titty".

"Taylor Swift needs to quit being a whine titty about her boyfriends in all her songs."

"You can't go shopping this week? It's not that big of a deal. Don't be a whine titty."

"You're crying non stop is making me believe you're being a titty right now. Stop."

by blackfoxes February 24, 2013