Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.

hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right

by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020

matthew

hes goode!

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode

by Gatorboi November 22, 2021

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

Matthew

Guy who likes to tactical spoon.

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm

by Tactical spoon February 3, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Matthew

The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay

"who's that animal over there skulling a beer?"

"Oh that's just Matthew"

by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016