Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals

"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"

by hairy penus May 17, 2023

Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.

James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023