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Robert

A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3
Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night
Person 2: That happened to me to
by Cheese Balls 22 August 2, 2022
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robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT
person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell
by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022
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Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)
by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023
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Zoe roberts

by Riffwaffle August 29, 2022
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Robert

Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german
Robert is a cool guy
by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021
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robert tyrone evans III

by letitbebob June 26, 2009
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robert englund

A fucking boss actor that is well known for playing Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare On Elm Street and many more roles. An actor in the horror world that's beloved by fans, Englund always spends time with his fans and never seem to have an ego.
Guy 1: Dude, I just met Freddy Krueger!!

Guy 2: Holy Fuck, Robert Englund?!

Guy 1: HELL YEAH!
by Jerome Valeska aka Joker September 22, 2020
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