Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

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Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes

My name is Evbil Robert

by Evil robert August 10, 2025

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Robert Ticklerius

A Sigma boy and R-T legend.

Person 1: I am addicted to watching Robert Ticklerius.
Person 2: Stay like that.

by Necroptosis January 19, 2025

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Roberted

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.

I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!

by Ultizz January 20, 2025

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Robert

Boar

Robert is a boar

by anonymous January 31, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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