jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.

Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).

by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016

Jesus

For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "

Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!

by Bruh.- March 22, 2019

Jesus

A good man with a reckless love for all. He forgives all who wrong Him and gives mercy and grace to those who don't deserve it. He's friends with the worst kind of people and hangs out in the worst kinds of places, but His reputation is spotless and His heart is open for you.

Jesus, a man of perfection.

by CaseforChrist16 May 21, 2018

Jesus

OH Jesus is a LEGEND!!!!! AAAMAAAZZINNNGG

Jesus is my everything 🙏

by Girlthatlovescookies October 14, 2020