Pudsey bear

Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.

"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".

"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".

by Stella Tartois October 31, 2012

circus bear

A fun lovable guy, who makes up his own words and has a heart of gold. He identifies that his friends are family and roars fiercely at anyone who insults those close to him. Alcohol can only make a circus bear more awesome!

Hey Scott go call the Circus Bear and let's hit the bar and make some friends and enemies!

by CircusBear October 5, 2019

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

mally bear

im at the gas the gas station her booty shakin, at the gas station, its mal

im at the gas the gas station her booty shakin, at the gas station with mally bear

by jimbo ralston December 15, 2017

Boo bear

The most sweet and sexy boyfriend ever and the most handsome guy known to man will swoon u off ur feet

Dang your so cute my little boo bear

by Brianna bug April 5, 2020

alyssa bear

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h

Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit

by Johnnie h June 11, 2014

Bear juice

The yellowish fluid containing waste products produced by vertebrates.

"It looks like I'm having a rave for one, only my feet are fixed and my glowstick is leaking bear juice."

by PuerScelestus February 14, 2014