Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Poor Things

A 2023 science fiction dark comedy movie starring Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo, Wilem Dafoe and Ramy Youssef and was directed by Yorgos Lanthimos. The plot centres around a woman named Bella Baxter (played by Stone) who is brought back to life by a scientist called Dr Godwin Baxter (Dafoe) Bella eventually decides leave Godwin Baxter with a lawyer named Duncan Wedderburn (Ruffalo) and learn more about life and explore the world. The film received fantastic reviews from critics with much of the praise going towards Emma Stone's performance. It won 4 academy awards including best actress for Emma Stone, best makeup, best costume design and best production design.

Wasn't the movie Poor Things so good?

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 07, 2024

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 28, 2007

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

One thing led to another

When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.

Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it

Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 12, 2020

Shiny Shiny Thing

A beautiful person who is exceptional in body and mind

That Sexy hot babe is so stunning I cant look at her , she is a Shiny Shiny Thing

by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021