minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

Nero..tard

A literal god

Nero..tard is a literal god

by quanferv December 22, 2021

Au-tard

Slur for an autistic person

With how much you love trains and John Cena, you must be an Au-tard

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017