Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem

During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise

by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016

a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.

boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!

by Person Jerd September 11, 2016

Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.

You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!

by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Arizona surprise

When your fucking your bitch and you stick a Arizona tea can up her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by anonymous October 13, 2020

That's a, that's a surprise

A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation

The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped

That's a, that's a surprise

by bdawge November 29, 2011