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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.
I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.
by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023
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smash effect

When a mediocre character is put into a very popular game (i.e. Smash Bros) and becomes much more popular as a result.
I think the reason I like Pichu so much is just the Smash effect
by MarsitBar June 20, 2023
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Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.
'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'
by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025
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Smash

So I was ‘smashing’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘smash’.
by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018
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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound
Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing
by Big here 69 November 10, 2015
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Smash

To engage in a session of intercourse & with extreme downwardstrokes.
My sister made me"smash " on her tightass when I lost that ridiculous bet.
by Keeleyzonit May 10, 2022
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