Rule 300

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

by InternetRuleGod February 8, 2020

rule 223

If its tall, it's probably Dutch

Person 1: Wow, that guy is so tall!
Person 2: Well you know what they say about tall things...
Person 1: Uhm, no i don't.
Person 2: Rule 223 implies that he is from the netherlands.

by Kleine_geitje March 16, 2021

Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014

sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

by sagmaster December 7, 2010

Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018