Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Rip

Someone or something (a noun) that is funny.

You're such a rip!
That cat is such a rip!

by kellmons October 2, 2011

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018

rip my bao

Rip my bao is a funny way of saying rip my boy. The two has the same meaning

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Rip my bao

by Studge August 21, 2017

pickle rip

The art of shoving a large rough dill pickle so far up ones anus it rips the prostate :)

I walked in on Joe last night.. he put on the worst pickle rip I've ever seen.. (Vlassic)

by Hankthewank August 22, 2017

Poppin off the Rip

Dumbass shit rookies say that aren't welcome and should just leave

I was Poppin off the Rip and now I'm gay.

by Tiny Peenz August 24, 2017

Ripped Wigs

Another term used to describe being extremely high
The two words can also be separated in a sentence

"I smoked 10 joints, I am ripped wigs right now."

"He is so ripped he lost his wig."

"My wig is so ripped it's out on the highway right now."

by reidamue October 11, 2018