PEPPER PUMP

When you and your partner are on the verge of cumming and you throw pepper in their face and when they open their mouth to sneeze you shove your dick in their mouth and finish.

Ken and Barbra wanted to spicy things up in the bedroom, so they decided to try the Pepper Pump. When Barbra was on the verge of cumming, Ken threw pepper in her face and as she got ready to sneeze he shoved his dick in her mouth causing seamen and snot to eject from her nose while she came too.

by LilKatmasutra June 6, 2025

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.

Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump

by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021

Pump

Alexa having a big fat ass. Goes to everyone who has a fat ass particularly to Alexa’s.

Alexa is always saying she has a pump.

by A214 March 15, 2024

Pump fakin n booty shakin

When someone is lying and you know it

I was with her last night

Stop pump fakin n booty shakin

by Ave’on smith September 23, 2022

oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism

Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ

by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011